For some reason my alarm was set to quack like an insane duck at 3:00am. The 3:00am part I was aware of. The quacking part, not so much.
Now after an intense and VERY intimate moment with a lovely TSA agent (Bryan also got a pat down. He was also asked if he was wearing an anklet HAHAHA--- just like on Seinfeld! He was a little bit insulted.) we are watching the sun rise over the the tarmac.
Family, we're coming! See you soon!